kad jemputan kahwin ~ final?

yess..this time memang betul2 final.

the wedding card package with this stupid pffttt wedding card shop includes cards, boxes and buntings..
the cards and buntings have long arrived and safely kept in my house..but up till yesterday, i hv yet to received the boxes. the reason being "no stock"!

last week i called to complain that 18 of my wedding cards have no inlay in it (that made me furious by the way)..such lame defect huh? yeah, as lame as this shop. they informed me that they can remedy that for me, but since i was also waiting for the boxes stock to arrive, they asked me to come by the shop next wednesday (yesterday).

so yesterday, after calling them several times, asking whether the boxes are ready, i came to the bloody shop with mum and sis. while i was there, they quickly counted the boxes and with a big smile they said "ni boxes dah cukup" dalam hati aku "u better cukup this time, kalau tak aku bakar kedai ni!" tapi di luar hati, hanya senyuman, bukan apa, dah kali keempat dtg, they didn't get to me anymore..dah tak kuasa nak marah.

tiba2 budak lelaki si designer amature kad kami itu ckp "kak, inlay utk kad tu tak ada la, boleh ke kita ganti dengan boxes"..i calmly replied "tak boleh"..so he spoke to the fon with (i'm sure) that stupid girl from before. and then again he asked "kak, kita gantikan kad dgn kotak2 ye?" and again i replied "taknak, saya nak kad" kelam kabot dia *ahaahah*

rupanya adik aku sorg ni dah panas da muka dia..dia pulak yg marah and she said "kalau kita dah marah dah"..well ira, u know what, this is the fourth time i've been coming here, there is no f**king use of getting mad, if they are stupid as a cow, they will always be as stupid as a cow..get it? so again, i smile. :)

tiba2 perempuan bertudung sorang lagi ni yg plg amature and bodoh pegi tanya soalan paling bodoh dalam dunia ni, "kak, kita kasik akak softcopy, akak print sendiri boleh ke"..muka ira dah panas, dah menggeleng kepala..tapi aku jwb, "saya tanak softcopy, saya nak inlay"..dia dengan beraninya tanya lagi "kita ada softcopy, akak boleh print je"..i answered, calmly still "kalau saya kena print, inlay ni depan belakang, lari lah (margin) dia"..the bitch stopped asking after that,

sambil menunggu si budak lelaki designer amature itu, tiba2 ada sepasang lovebirds dtg, obviously a customer.mintak dorg punye bunting.perempuan bitch tu suro dorg pegi kedai lg satu kat bwh..couple tu complain la "kitorg dari bwh, di suro naik atas, then di suro turun balik"..perempuan bitch ckp "tapi kak, memang ada kat bawah"..so couple tu malas nak argue, then mereka turun je. kasihan.!

tiba2 budak lelaki si designer tu dtg, "kak ni kan kad akak?".."yes!".. dia ckp lagi, "ni ada lebih dari 18 ni saya kasik akak ye"..then i answered "boleh pun".. he chuckled je. tapi ada jugak inlay yg dipasang tu terbalik! bodoh kan dorg ni?

selepas chow, terserempak dengan perempuan bodoh yg mula2 dulu, dia tegur "dah selesai kak?" aku jawab "harap kali ni cukup lah bilangan kotak ni ye".. ira tergelak kuat. ahahaha,,padan muka kau perempuan..ty lagi.

sampai ke kereta, terus bukak enjin n aircond, duduk la kami bertiga mengira boxes takot tak cukup..sebabnya, dah terlampau serik tak mahu pegi kedai ni lagi dah..EVER! turned out boxes tu cukup n berlebih 7 lagi! *alhamdulillah*

maka dengan ini saya berikrar dan berjanji tidak akan menjejakkan kaki saya lagi ke KEDAI KAD KAHWIN AMAZON DI PERTAMA COMPLEX, KUALA LUMPUR dan saya berikrar untuk mewar-warkan kepada kwn2 saya supaya jangan menjadi mangsa kedai tersebut sewaktu mereka ingin menempah kad kahwin mereka nanti.!

by the way,
wedding card = CHECKED!
bunting = CHECKED!
boxes for gifts = CHECKED!